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Imagine… You’re making love to a beautiful woman. She nears climax. The point of no return—and… YOU FINISH! She whispers, “It’s fineee” But you can see the disappointment in her face. Ashamed you think “oh… not Again!..“ 

That’s how most businesses approach customer acquisition. They persuade their customer into bed on the first date. F*ck, and let her down just before the moment suprême. Shame on you! You’re getting left on read.

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Hi, I'm Mike. Your Rainmaker. Nice to Meet! 👊

Hi, I’m Mike, Machiavellian ad man and founder of Gladonmedia, a direct response advertising agency.

I get paid “big money” to write words and influence market behaviors to manufacture mass consent and product demand for my clients that makes em’ even more money.

Here’s the deal. No sad story of “I WAs JuSt LiKe YoU…“

What I do? I could sum it up in one concise sentence. I leverage human nature for profit. For myself and my clients. 

I’ve spent the past 10 years scaling businesses through paid advertising with my Max ROAS Formula. I’m a student of psychology, human nature and propaganda–and combined them with modern direct response copywriting to create high ROI-ing advertising campaigns that transmute attention into profit from Ice Cold Traffic. My copy and ads utterly annihilate the controls from top advertising agencies and typically double or even triple your current ROAS.

If I’m not working. I’m usually at the beach having a nice cold beer.

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If you’re tired of hearing the same ‘bland’ theories, claims, and clichés, I’ll provide hard-hitting, no-nonsense, unorthodox ways to “manipulate” your market and scale your revenue and profits from paid ads.

 

Listen closely. My intentions are clear. Overload you with value to bribe you into buying my shit or becoming a high-paying client. Simple.

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